EMBARRASSED INTO ENLIGHTENMENT
"EMBARRASSED INTO ENLIGHTENMENT"

"A story about an incredibly socially awkward man who is always finding himself in really embarrassing situations, but what he doesn't realize is that the embarrassment that he keeps feeling is actually the most unlikely "guru" of all time, and it is guiding him away from a normal life and towards the life that he was destined for!"


"It doesn't matter whether you go to church, to school, to work, or even to a wedding or a funeral, you will be required to dress up and act a certain way in social situations.

They say that "All The World Is A Stage", but unlike normal people, the "socially awkward" have "artistic control" over their characters.

The awkwardness that you feel or exhibit in social situations may be labeled a "disability" at first, but if you embrace your awkwardness it will eventually become what makes you "unique", and many of the greatest artists who ever lived had to be taken down a path of unthinkable awkwardness in order for them to grow and develop their unorthodox outlook on life, and it was I who lead them down that path."

- ELBOW
(The invisible guru who is secretly guiding the socially awkward.)



STORIES

1. EMBARRASSED OUT OF CHURCH

2. EMBARRASSED OUT OF SCHOOL

3. EMBARRASSED OUT OF WORK






THIS BOOK WAS WRITTEN BY
"JARED SIX"
(PICTURED ABOVE AND BELOW IN HIS "INK-BLOT TEST WALLPAPERED HOUSE")









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